Accidents... stupid things....

Wah... i've been wanting to post about all the little accidents i've had but a bit lazy la... so drag until now... anyway i've decided to share some stupid things that i've did and stupid things that has happened to me la...

so then...

when i was in kindergarden i think... or was it nursery? heck... anyway we had this afternoon nap thing... and me and this fren of mine couldn't sleep la. so we played... played with the strings at the back of her dress... those kind tie to make ribbon liddat those... yea anyway so we were playing la... play play play until... my hand got tied to her dress la... dam stupid...dunno how we did that la... so then we went to find the teacher to "save" me.. and i cant really remember what the teacher's reaction was... but remember she said something like cutting of the strings... anyway, after some struggling, she managed to untie the strings and yay i was saved... ok dam lame... ( ah btw i remember last time i always pee during the afternoon naps de dunno why lol*shy*)

moving on...

cant really remember what age other then aroudn primary school age ... so then i was playing in the playground below my house with my brother and some other kids. then we were playing then someone was like push the swing (the swing was basically a tyre held by two metal chains) and then for some god dam reason, the swing swing until hit my lips... the tyre hit my lips then bleed like dunno what shit... and... i dun tink i cried la... (cos other kids were around) anyway so i went home after that with my brother then go find my mama. and... got a scolding la... lol... haish....

moving on again...

now still in primary school but a few years older... i was well going to piano lesson with my mother... so then we went in a taxi... and my mama got out first... followed by me... so then i got out of the taxi and walked a few steps... just a few... then "Bang"... i hit a sort of sign post... to put it more precisely... it's my nose... hit the signpost's sign er... lemme draw it... - so the two lines at the sides are the posts then the line in the middle is the sign de bottom part... yea so... my mama didnt realise la... she walk far far le... then i one person bang de signpost fall down - cry - pick up bag - stand up - continue walking... yea so later my mama saw me cry then i told her what happened... so basically i spent the first half of my piano lesson holding my nose with my hand... er... yea cos my nose was screwed up... skin peel... plus sprain la... but i didnt really give a dam about the sprain... cos i never give a dam about sprains... just a waste of money... but the bad thing is now my nose is screwed up... if u ppl see properly... my nose the shape bit weird liao... haish... see how stupid i was?

ok... next...

so... this next one is seriously dam stupid and i cant believe something as stupid as this can happen. so when i was small... cant remember when again... i was sitting on the bed with my hand on the bed as well. so then... my bro came and sat down beside me... sounds like nothing wrong right? ... problem is... he sat on my hand... my last finger more precisely... my last finger on my left hand more precisely... and... sprained it... brilliant. so... i didnt cry really. i swear though it was frigginly pain sharp sharp super pain... cos it was so stupid i didnt think it could be serious... after awhile the pain didnt go away... then i knew i was screwed. so then once again i ddint go see doctor or anything... just got my dad to rub it once or twice... and rubbed it myself once in a while too... but heck of a shit... my finger still got screwed... permanently. its bent, til now... and it's permanent la... come find me i can let u play and fiddle with my finger... try get it straight if you want... though many have tried but failed... using methods like ... hammering, forcing it backwards etc. so come and take up the challenge ppl!

alright... next... in primary 5...

this is dam stupid... nothing to do with injuries or so dam silly... i was just looking downstairs from the corridor outside my classroom... and my waterbottle just dropped outta my bag... then i watched it drop... drop... drop... then was like suddenly realise shit... sprint down all the way... hoping no one ... no teachers saw... but damit suey... the DISCIPLINE MISTRESS saw the water bottle drop from the class she was teaching... then of cos... i got a scolding la... cos she thought i was playing throwing water bottles down... like how lame la... which idiot in the world would go do that... in school... want to do also do outside ma... lol

then moving on to secondary school... sec 2...

during netball training... injure la... but netball training whole day injure de so nothing special... but this one was a bit more memorable cos i sprained both of my wrists while breaking my fall after trying to intercept a dam ball... yea so bit more memorable...

anyway still in sec 2...

during competition... we reached CCAB ... then walking to one of the courts... then lixin throw ball to me... and i caught la... but then heckava shit... when i caught it... there was this friggin i dun want to use this but ... fuckingly painful sting on my ... third finger... horribly pain... and i dropped the ball immediately... fine... i teared... hows that but i tell u that was friggin horrible pain... turns out a wasp or some idiotic insect stung my finger... right before a bloody important match.... vs nanyang girls... after that mrs khoo sorta put some antiseptic and stuff then put plaster to it so it was much better... but i didn't get to play la... until... UNTIL... the last quarter... and boy was it a wonderful quarter... i didn't go up as GA and GS... supposedly due to my finger... ... and shooting la as a result... so i went up as WD for the first time in my life in a competition... and i dun want to say this but i seriously owned the nanyang's WA la... i intercept like at least half of the balls that were supposed to be passed to her... dam shuang la the feeling... ownage... budden we still lost la... but it was kinda fun... result wasn't great but the process was... anyway... then some peeps in our team were like telling me how the nanyang peeps were sorta like cursing me when i intercepted balls... hehe... :p

right then moving on...

ah... sec 3... this year... day of the last mid year paper... went sentosa with qinyu huiling and zhiying. so then at sentosa me and qinyu go rent bike. then ride ride ride... we went to buy slurpie at 7 eleven... must go uphill (which was not allowed la riding bike) but hee we heck la we rode up then hid our bikes somewhere where supposedly no one would touch our bikes. so then we went to buy slurpie... when we went back... no one touched our bikes... but some stupid van or lorry ah heck some big vehicle was blocking our bike's path... then we must go one round then can come out... so qinyu went first. then i went... holding the slurpie in one hand. so then i rode until the part at the top of the slope just before going downhill... like 10 cm away. so then i breaked la cos qinyu stop there also ma... then who the hell know there's this little uneven land sticking out of the road... so my bike went over it... then at the same time my slurpie "exploded" the cap flew out cos i was holding the cup a bit too tightly ... so all these happened at the same time... naturally... i fell... yea so i fell off the bike... scraping my back on the ground... at the same time pouring slurpie all over myself... and qinyu was like wah i tink. so damit again... i've got a shittily scraped back with skin peeling off... in addition to slurpie poured all over myself... brilliant... sorta like putting salt onto the wound? just that it's slurpie? ... haish...

now more recently...

or should i say more precisely... today... i was well in the classroom... at the whiteboard there... supposedly writing down the english stuff JT wanted us to do... then i figured out my handwriting was horrible so i got huixian to write... then if im not wrong i started being lame and throwing magnets onto the whiteboard ... hoping they will stick cos... during chem lesson daniel just anyhow throw the magnet then it was flying flying then suddenly "piak" i got stuck onto the whiteboard... then me, zoey, daniel, kenneth and han qian saw la... then we were like laughing our heads out then the rest of the ppl didnt realise what happened... including ms kang. so then they obviously thought we were crazy but they didnt realise how funny it was la... they missed the funny bit super funny... cannot stop laughing... so then after chem... after i figured my hand writing was horrible... i started playing with the magnets too cos i saw kenneth playing... then i wanted to try my luck see whether can stick the magnets anot ... so throw throw throw... then go pick up ma... and heckava shit... i was happily picking up the magnets then stand up very quickly to throw again ma... budden... when i stood up... "BUMP!" wah shit... super pain sia... my head hit the place where teachers put the marker down there... hit super hard sia... wu yi and huixian also heard... amazing how others didnt hear it... anyway it was super pain i was like owww.... then fall to the floor again... kao... then i cant remember wad wuyi said la... cos of the "brain damage" i suppose... anyway she probably said something like... you okay anot... very loud leh... something along these lines la... so... my frigging head is still dam pain... until now while im blogging.... got one huge bump down there... later got blood clot then i know...

aiyo... see all these stupid things that happen... haish....

anyway... before i end off... i shall talk about this silly thing i saw today... i went home cos raining no cca... took 100 cos 97 took forever to come... so when me and wang jue reached commonwealth... we saw this stupid accident... this double decker bus crashed into the taxi stand... the upper deck of the bus rammed into the shelter of the taxi stand that was sticking out... then dam stupid... wang jue has the photos... i shall go get from her soon... then can show u peeps how stupid it was... if there was a passenger in the front row of the upperdeck... i can only say "suey" ... surely get seriously injured...

anyway tats about all for now...
byebye peeps...