stupid cat

while im typing this posts here there's a stupid kitten outside my house...
meow meow meow... damit man...
it was here since this morning... when my mother was going out to work, the moment she opened the door, the cat rushed into my house. zzz
then my brother and i woke up to get it out of the house.
it ran behind the sofa and my mother was like trying all ways to get it out (nothing cruel of course) just meowing and moving the sofa away. during that time, my brother reopened the door, and i supposed helped my mother get it out. i couldn't see the the chasing cat out part cos i closed the bedroom door from inside to prevent the cat from coming in.
so my mother and brother somehow managed to persuade the cat to get out but it still stayed at the door.
my brother just came back in to sleep so i went out to help my mother now.
we used a hard paper bag and a file to kinda block the way of the cat(kitten actually and quite cute but is so irritating im just going to call it cat) if it tries so come in while my mother opened the door to go to work again.
and as we expected, it did. it stuck its head in through the gap between the door and the wall and i was like using the paper bag to block its way while my mother was outside.
the cat never gave up and it went on its front legs so its hind legs were like in the air, trying to squeeze its whole body through -_- zzz.
then i just continued pushing it back out gently while closing the door slowly
my mother was outside(making weird noises lol) and trying to close the door as well.
on a couple of times i kinda pulled the door back open abit cos i saw its head there then my mother was like, "why you dun want to close the door!"(she was running late by that time due to the stupid cat
then i was like, "i dun want to close its head!" -_-
then my mother was like," dun worry i can see from here"
so i was like okay, and really slowly closed the door.
at the end in a last ditch attempt the stupid cat tried to stuff its paw in, but was blocked by the door -_-
then my mother was like, "my key is inside."
then i was like, "when you come home i open for you, just go"
so she went off to work...
(look at the amount of trouble the cat gave us la...)
that was around 8-8.20am
now its 11.30am
and the friggin stupid cat is still outside the door meowing and meowing
im so irritated la... its not like we're staying on the 2nd floor or something
its the 5th floor leh! it climbed 5 stories to stick its butt right outside our door the whole day wtf.
why doesn't it find another house damit and get lost!
freak im so pissed... argh... meow meow meow...
zzz... to think it looks so cute... but is so bloody irritating ROAR.
made a mess in my house and is continuing meowmeowmeow outside my house. ****